AUSTRALIA BURNS: Two simple words have been found to render firefighters incapable of performing their duties, often leaving […]
Scott Morrison
RELIGION: Scott Morrison has been left red-faced and humiliated after mistaking the apocalyptic fires he had witnessed in […]
FEDERAL POLITICS: One of Australia’s brightest political minds and unparalleled media performers has stepped up her efforts to finally […]
I need right now to talk about your loins. I’ve girded mine in preparation for the red-hot anger […]
THE END IS NIGH: Countless Australians owe Scott Morrison a unconditional apology – it turns out that constant […]
FEDERAL POLITICS: A flat 25 per cent rate for both income and company taxes will be the cornerstone […]
FEDERAL POLITICS: An elaborate yet ultimately very cruel prank has left Prime Minister Scott Morrison red-faced and disappointed […]
FEDERAL POLITICS: A ministerial statement released by Angus Taylor earlier this morning has been found to be a […]
FEDERAL POLITICS: Agriculture Minister Bridget McKenzie has survived an angry party room dressing down – but only because […]
