Trump: I also love to wank over a bloke’s arse!
Firstly, an admission. The quote above attributed to US President Donald Trump has been a tad paraphrased and coverted to Australian. And, yes, we know; it’s not like The Bug to twist, sensationalise or simply make up click-bait headings to score an allegedly funny or satirical point.
In our defence, though, Demented Donnie more or less said that at one of his pre-mid-term election, vote-losing rallies. Our two xcrements that our XOTW judges chose to highlight (at top and below) from Acyn and Scary Larry attest to that.
Joining in with their own virtual faecal flak aimed squarely at the wind-non-resistant orange rug of The Tangarine Shitgibbon were Aaron Rupar, Donna Brazile and Tyrant County Burning.
And let’s be fair, those three could easily have joined the two featured at top if there’d been room for them! One mini stroke away from talking about cock he’s sucked! Bewdiful! Can you image how long Trump’s weaves might last if he started recounting those activities!
Marching onwards, our smelly XOTM barrel had plenty of poo from heaven plopped into it about Trump’s demented ways. We’ve always known Yam Tits has never been able to like straight in bed but over recent months, we’ve had plenty of X-rated videos of Trump now incapable of walking in a straight line or in fact knowing when to stop walking at all.
We’ll only show Rick Wilson’s example of the poor demented cunt forgetting what he’s supposed to do when he walked past The Beast (he may no longer know what the Beast is, or what any car is for that matter and who are all these people bothering him) and had to be turned around by his secret service minders.
Three-word slogans often work well in politics and Rick’s Grandpa is GONE is a beauty!
The dozens of xcremental offerings on that incident were matched by videos showing Captain Bone Spurs clearly unable to walk in a straight line and finding it hard walking on any left-over grass at what’s left of the White House but to be fair, who hasn’t mistaken the tail rotor of Marine One for the steps leading to the machine’s door a fair way over to the right!
In tomorrow’s second tranche of the very smelliest of our XOTW, we’ll run a series of the Moron of Mar-a-Lago’s rally speech ramblings of late but seeing sex sells, let’s talk about sex dolls and forced sex changes on innocent kids. Xcrete away Joel Cardwell and Elaine McKay.
TO BE CONTINUED! More of the Mango Mussolini’s demented rally ramblings and how he’s finally admitted he’s Putin’s bitch and Ukraine can go to blazes.
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