Be brave, you BUGgers out there! With only eight days to go to the mid-terms in the Un-united States, the Bug‘s much-loved Xcrements-of-the-Week columns will, hopefully, be spared further relentless attacks on Donald Trump.
Much of the world is holding its collective breaths that Americans aren’t nearly as bad/dum-with-a-b/stupid/easily conned as the last presidential election outcome suggests, and Demented Donnie will soon be a lame-duck sociopathic, narcasisstic, fuckwad.
Until then, though, let’s enjoy these virtual poo drops from Annie and Donald Rusan (above and below).
What brings that world hope is how Diaper Donnie/The Moron of Mar-a-Lago has been unintentionally losing votes around the US, be it at rallies before his moronic but shrinking MAGAts base or just as he wanders, zigzaggedly, around the White House tapping the leg worse affected by painful bone spurs, and out voting, now incapable of controlling the shit pouring from his mouth.
Let’s look at the rallies first. Here are WeThePeople, Nick Bryant riffing with Aaron Rupar, Suzie rissio and Brendan Karat, conversing with Aaron Rupar again, and all flinging their virtual faecal flak at The Orange Oaf/Yam Tits/The Orange Mussolini/The Tangarine Shitgibbon.
Also flexing their virtual sphincter muscles on the Fibber -in-Chief and the current FLOTUS after they negotiated the usual price for a public display of hand-holding and ventured out to vote in Florida were Republicans against Trump and BrooklynDad_Defiant.
Of course, a red-hot racist cunt playing the racist card and general compulsive lie telling aren’t going to distress the MAGAts much if at all. But brace yourself, BUGgers, for we’ve kept some of the more bizarre rally ramblings for Ron! Talking about men’s arses and telling average Americans battling high gas prices to basically go fuck themselves should have been enough to turn all the states blue on Tuesday week. We’ll see.
In the meantime, let’s keep the virtual shit flowing with a lovely meme from Jon Cooper, Mark, Sarrah Bellas and finally a wordy virtual dumping from Bill Madden but well worth reading.
TO BE CONTINUED!
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