Our Xcrement-of-the-Week judges guess there must be someone out there in BUGland still proud as punch of Ivan Milat’s work as a tourist guide in the Belangalo State Forest.
Maybe others, too, bursting with pride even thought they never knew him with how Jack the Ripper did his best to convince London prostitutes to stop the disgusting practice of offering themselves down cobblestone-lined alleyways to men they didn’t even know!
Then we have people such as Bridget McKenzie who is not so much proud of others but herself as a damn-proud Zionist, as Xer Michael J Wyllie abluted.
Dr Sheep Person Podge also went down on his virtual haunches and sent this cloacal cluster Bridget’s way.
Spot on Dr Sheep! Had Bridget been alive during the Second World War as a German citizen, she probably would have offered to help pay Adolf’s gas bill.
Youse normal. decent, human beings out there in BUGland can only try to fathom why people like McKenzie and shadow federal Treasurer Tim Wilson could possibly proudly boast about being Zionists given the genocide Israel has been perpetrating in Gaza these past three years. Along with the criminal ethnic cleansing of Palestinians in the West Bank and murder and mayhem in Lebanon as Greater Israel takes deadly shape.
Have neither of these arsewipes ever seen the almost complete destruction of the Gaza strip and the murder of many tens of thousands of innocent people, including more than 20,000 children? Or do they automatically glance away if a piece of excrement lobs on screen, such as this offering from Peter Murphy?
Peter is voiding on illegal settlers who probably couldn’t spell Israel until they migrated there recently, wrecking the livelihoods of people and threatening death with Itamar Ben-Gvir’s help if they don’t fuck off.
Depressing stuff, right, so let’s move on after this glimmer-of-hope offering from Elaine McKay.
As we’ve said many times, no weekly summary of XOTW is complete without some virtual faecal flak flung the way of the ABC Insiders program and its host David Speers. Taking careful aim were Phillip Riley, JayJay and Tony, riffing along with Fabric.
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