Only a dropkick* would consider this okay!

We warned you The Bug‘s much-loved Xcrements-of-the-Week columns would be relentless in their attacks on Donald Trump in the leadup to the mid-terms now 10 days away.

Which is why we are running an unprecedented fourth stanza of the very smelliest xcrements we collected over that week now long passed. But not only that, we proudly present the shortest XOTW column ever, with just the one frightening flurry of virtual faecal flak flung the cunt’s way by the real Paul Barry (at top and below) riffing on equally insulting xcrement dropped from above by an equally appalled Jonathon Pye.

We at The Bug couldn’t give a flying fuck if The Orange Oaf/Yam Tits/The Mango Mussolini/The Tangarine Shitgibbon didn’t in fact upload this disgusting meme onto his Untruth Social platform. It’s our best bet, though, that it’s exactly the sort of thing Demented Don/Diaper Donnie/The Moron of Mar-a-Lago would find amusing and would be eager to share with his moronic MAGAts base.

* Australian rhyming slang for a cunt, from football’s Drop kick and Punt!

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