JERUSALEM: Israeli President, Isaac Herzog, says he is looking forward to his visit to Australia which started today […]
Category Archive: Middle East
Retailers across Australia have this morning reported a total sell-out of buckets, sick bags, and any kind of […]
SEAT 1A: The Dalai Lama has given a candid interview in the wake of his win in the […]
If you talk shit, expect to be covered in shit. That’s the experience of our Xcrement-of-the-Week judges over […]
ISRAELI PRESIDENT’S STATE VISIT: Mounting opposition across Australia to this month’s visit by Israeli President Isaac Herzog has […]
Well, where does a summer go, hey? With only one summer month left to die in one of […]
BREAKING NEWS: SYDNEY: News Crap Australia’s recently appointed in-house ombudsman has been sacked. Sir Bert Zion-Smeer (main picture) […]
…and once he’s fucked off, tell him to fuck off further! EDITOR’S NOTE: Our computer systems have been […]
BLATANT HYPOCRISY: Former prime minister, noted barefaced liar, and all-round happy-clapping fuckwit, Scott Morrison, (far right at left […]
