WASHINGTON DC: The White House has rejected suggestions that US President Donald Trump is exhibiting clear signs of mental collapse following his further broadside against Pope Leo XIV and the Pontiff’s criticisms of the Iran war.

Mr Trump has already attacked the Pope, saying the US-born leader of the Catholic Church was not doing a very good job and was “a very liberal person” who should “stop catering to the radical left”.

Today the President followed up and used a news conference on the south lawn of the White House to step up his criticisms of the US-born Pope who has spent a large part of his life undertaking missionary work in Peru.

Before introducing the President, press secretary Karoline Leavitt warned that snipers from the Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agency were concealed nearby to respond to any questions critical of the Trump administration.

She then introduced President Trump who was naked apart from his trademark cap and a very loose-fitting adult diaper. (main picture)

The President immediately again took aim at Pope Leo XIV, (below) challenging him to a cage fight on the south lawn.

“This fight will be arranged by my Ultimate Fighting Championship friends who hosted me and Little Marco the other night while VD [sic] Vance was in Paketstan [sic] sealing our victory over Iran,” he said.

“As you can see I am in top physical condition and will make mincemeat of Pope Lego [sic]….”

At that point Mr Trump stopped talking mid-sentence and waddled off to chase a passing butterfly before stopping to spread his legs widely and defecate loudly into his diaper before resuming the butterfly chase while flanked by his Secret Service retinue.

Ms Leavitt took over the news conference, saying: “As you can see the President is in top mental and physical shape and will easily defeat the Ayatollah Leo [sic] if he dares to take up the challenge,” she said.

“Nevertheless, I do warn Ayatollah Leo that he has spent so many years in Peru that he now meets the definition of an illegal immigrant and will be immediately seized by ICE agents and deported if he looks like getting anywhere near winning the cage fight,” she said.

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