…or stinks, for that matter?

Our reader was probably upset by the latest news out of The Orange Oaf’s lying gob – the one that looks like the busted intake pipe at a sewerage works – that he is very upset at Australia for its lack of support in bombing Iran back to the Stone Ages.

As were our XOTW judges who couldn’t go past the comment from Aaron Smith (at top and below).

Joining Aaron in a “Tell someone who cares” type moment was The Bug‘s all-time favourite woke leftie academic Scott Burchill, responding to another Aaron (no relation).

We’ve left the Middle East alone for a wee while; truth be known we’ve been too frightened to find out what genocidal madness Israel continues to inflict on Palestinians in the Gaza Strip and the West Bank while the world’s attention has been diverted to Israel’s Gaza-like activities in southern Lebanon as it creates its Greater Israel and the US war with Iran.

Flying low across the region with their bum bay doors open and different targets to xcrete on were Noely, Assal Rad, Ramy Abdul and Morgan J. Freeman

Let’s dive a little deeper now with stranger backing up The Fizza on those AUKUS subs we’ll probably never get, and staying on war toys and such things, is this xcrement from Australia’s leading (and only) national loss-leading broadshit!

To be fair, anyone can mix up biblical quotes from Pulp Fiction and the world’s biggest selling work of fiction ever, the Bible, especially if you’re Seth Pisshead! But well done to the Oz for using Pisshead’s official title and not defense secretary. We should always mention it when The Australian gets things right instead of just far-right.

TO BE CONTINUED!

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