Mind if we burn off just a few more Xcrements-of-the-Week? No? Thank you! We had intended to put up a far more important post concerning Ben Roberts-Whatever but we thought we’d better get advice from our retained counsel and defamation expert Dicky Shearman before going ahead with that.

So, as you can see from the contribution from Pakistan Aura (at top and below) we’re still taking the mickey out of the diaper-dependent Orange Oaf and his Secretary of War Seth Pisshead but we’ve moved on from recent XOTW columns that centred on memes showing Trump as either JC or a nurse and his war of words with Pope Leo.

Dr Sheep Person Podge in a response to Xcreta Susan showed that the rhetorical question is not dead as an effective literary device, and Robert J Ellingsworth eschewed the notion of a question with a simple statement of fact.

Remember, folks, this is the Mr Colby, principal adviser to the Secretary of War so is it any wonder many of us are waiting for a reasonably priced bomb shelter to appear in ALDI’s bargain bins! And Howard Beckett xcretes on Trump’s attack on “a weak and terrible” Pope Leo XIV. It’s remarkable, isn’t it? Pope Leo is a true lifetime follower of God and a man of enormous standing, decency and compassion and Trump’s diaper – the one that smells like 10 Big Macs have just shit themselves while being drowned in an equal number of Diet Cokes – has more Christianity to it than Trump possesses in his entire body, mind and soul.

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