PERTH: Just as Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk did four-and-a-half months ago, re-elected WA Premier Mark McGowan overnight has […]
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FEDERAL POLITICS: CANBERRA: Leaked emails from within the Prime Minister’s Office reveal just how seriously Scott Morrison is […]
The world’s most accurate astrologist wishes to apologise unconditionally for the slight delay in presenting his prognostications and […]
WEATHER PRESENTING: The Australia Broadcasting Corporation switchboard has been flooded with calls asking News Breakfast weatherman Nate Byrne […]
HEALTH MATTERS: Prime Minister Scott Morrison consumed the equivalent of 34 standard alcoholic drinks before, during and after […]
RUGBY LEAGUE: North Queensland Cowboys club officials have blasted the behaviour of the cut-out fans during last night’s […]
RUGBY LEAGUE: A young Cronulla Sharks player’s future at the club is in grave doubt after he repeatedly […]
