Can I simply take this opportunity to give a belated but big, big THANK YOU! in capital letters to Channel Nine’s Chris Uhlmann.
Chris, THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! I really mean it.
And that goes out to you to, Phillip Coorey. There’s barely enough THANK YOU!s to reward you for the part you’ve played.
Phillip, THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! I really mean it.
Ditto to the likes of Peter Hartcher, David Crowe and Jacqueline Maley at the Nine print-media mastheads. Countless virtual hugs and kisses I send your way as well.
I won’t individually name any of the NewsCorp Australia politics writers and the radio shock jocks for the excellent part they’ve all played. You all know who you are. Nor will I mention the, sadly, too many at the Australian Broadcasting Corporation. And one there would be too many.
Even Katharine Murphy from Guardian Australia, from memory, slipped up and played her part from time to time.
I’m referring, of course, to all your comments over time that Scott Morrison virtually won that 2019 miracle election all on his own. It’s all bullshit, of course. Always was but…..
THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
If he didn’t before, Morrison really does now think that’s the truth and it’s why Australia is being bombarded with idiotic, risible photo-op after photo-op from a poor prick who really does think he’s a master marketer and campaign performer.
The dumb cunt’s not smart enough to realise that what worked last time before we got to know him is really bombing this time around.
Without all the sycophantic support of a mindless MSM over the past parliamentary term, even a dim-witted Morrison might have cottoned on to the fact by now that images of him creepily washing a hair salon employee’s hair, raising his arc welding visor so folk at home could see it was him putting his eyesight at risk and pushing a mop designed to collect dust on a supposedly waterlogged basketball court are all making him a laughing stock.
So, once again, to all of you in the mainstream media: THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
Please, PLEASE! Never, ever, underestimate the role you have all played in the outcome of the 2022 federal election.