FEDERAL POLITICS: Controversy has erupted within the Liberal Party over a new theory floated by former cabinet minister […]
2019 Federal Election
Picture this: the entire Kata Tjuta formation fucking Uluru doggie style. That’s the closest I can get to […]
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has been compared with Mother Teresa of Calcutta, Britain’s wartime leader Sir Winston Churchill, […]
MARKETING: The federal Liberal Party has unveiled plans to offload its huge stock of “Back in Black” coffee […]
FEDERAL POLITICS: Federal government sources say Prime Minister Scott Morrison has called on his marketing genius to execute […]
FEDERAL POLITICS: Another sports funding scandal has erupted in the federal sat of Petrie involving a multi-million-dollar grant […]
SPORTS RORTS REPORT: Lord Downer of Adelaide Hills has declared his daughter “completely exonerated” in the controversy over […]
AUSTRALIAN OF THE YEAR: The Bug is once again accepting nominations for its coveted Australian of the Year […]
COMMENT: As Australia’s most trusted and reliable* amateur psephologist, I feel a little rant coming on about voting […]
