We know. We know. We promised no more Trump after the Mid-Terms
Having inflicted far too much of The Orange Oaf on our XOTW reader in the months leading up to those elections last week, we did promise to give you a break from The Tangarine Shitgibbon/The Mango Mussolini/Yam Tits.
And we will. PROMISE! But we could not step away from one of our most sacred and motivating principles since we launched what is now Australia’s No1 family online newszine way back in 1989, namely AKACWHID!
ALWAYS KICK A CUNT
WHEN HE IS DOWN!
Especially a political cunt. More so when he’s probably the most detestable political cunt the world has ever down!
And we honour that founding and guiding principle with our XOTW judges’ choice to kick off this post … Brian Krassenstein’s mention (at top and below) of the appearance of James Talarico, Mexico’s Senator-elect! Yes, MEXICO! Part of the blue wave/tsunami that has created a cockless featherduster in the Oafal Office.
Brian’s spot-on. Trump will be out of what’s left of his gord with stunts like this.
Speaking of that office and what’s left of the White House generally, Canada Hates America and Jo dumped heavily on what should happen to the fool’s gold once he’s booted out of office.
Ah, Jo! Gold standard creative writing there! Fat Satan’s gilded garbage indeed! Not sure about a pacifer though. An enema perhaps, without the vas?
Scary Larry and News to Remember sent their virtual faecal flak the Moron of Mar-a-Lago’s way over a typical bully’s reaction to a long-overdue harsh but fair assessment, we think from a member of the US media.
And let’s finish off with this bizarre story – as we upload we have no idea as to its veracity – that Captain Bone Spurs has offered some caged-fight promoter to job as his White House press secretary.. Here are The New York Times, Mike Carlton and Phillip Riley opening their virtual bum bay doors and dumping away with admirable effort and much straining of sphincter muscles.
TO BE CONTINUED!
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