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Great news, BUGers! With the US Mid-Term results hopefully in by Wednesday arvo our time (early1940s US time) and if the polls prove correct, the entire BUG staff will have cleaned out all their drink fridges at BUG HQ and be out and about trashing local watering holes in deliriously joyous celebration.

The bad news – and you’ve probably guessed it – is that we’ve got a final couple of Xcrement-of-the-Week columns as our very small contribution to seeing Donald Trump as a lame-duck powerless leader of the nightmare POTUSSHITSHOW since January 2025.

The heading above suggests we’re about to run some of The Orange Oaf’s recent disjointed, offensive ramblings at vote-losing standup uncomedy performances in some currently red states.

And we will, but our XOTW judges decided to first throw the purple riband around the neck of stephen (at top and below) for a wonderful historically themed meme suggesting what US voters need to do on voting day.

Now for some of the recent rally moments when Demented Donnie truly believes as the greatest political communicator the word has ever known that he is well and truly rallying MAGAts around the Felon …sorry… Flag!

Dumping on Yam Tits/The Orange Mussolini/The Tangarine Shitgibbon with enormous virtual sphincter-straining effort about what rampant dementia has already done to an IQ mark well below pass level were Mehdi Hasan, riffing with Headquarters, politics in synch with Acyn, and BigBlueWaveUS2026.

Alex Cole (also in agreement with Acyn) and Maj. (Ret.) Richard Ojeda sent their virtual faecal flak Captain Bone Spurs’ way over his seemingly irresistible urge to dump on his support base – the low-IQ morons he reckons will always clap widely regardless of how much he ridicules them as he shits in front of them.

Ounka and Martina Navratilova, the latter in full agreement with Molly Ploofkins, couldn’t resist a damn-fine virtual squat down and unload on the world’s greatest-ever military strategist.

Meanwhile, Jeri Blumenthal Stuart dumped on Diaper Don’s recent admissions that he doesn’t mind looking as men’s arses – but no vegemite drilling, okay! I’m not that kinda guy!

TO BE CONTINUED!

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