Someone’s got to be joshin’!
Why on earth are we still running some of the putrid virtual poo that plopped into our XOTW prize barrel from two weeks ago, seeing we’re now on the eve of our review of this last week’s cloaca-clenching offerings from our X force?
The link at the bottom explains what happened but basically about a week back we raided the prize barrel and grabbed with our industrial strength, steel-tipped tongs some offering from our favourite academic leftie, Dr Scott Burchill. Scott beamed up to the virtual cosmos his observations that one of our most respected mainstream media outlets – no, wait, sorry it was Newscorpse’s national broadshit The Australian – had given up on Aunty Pauline’s white indigenous One Nation mob and now saw former Liberal Treasurer Josh Frydenberg as our struggling nation’s great white dope …. sorry! HOPE!
Scott’s rear views and some others on this issue, along with some other domestic issues, were put into a separate padded and air-proofed container in a secure location and, basically, we forgot about them.
So, better later than never, hey? Here are two of the virtual faecal flak attacks Scott made on The Oz and his observations as to Frydenberg’s character, political nous and past non-excellence as a bagman.
Well sprayed, professor! A widely unpopular, toxic and uninspiring Liberal nothingburger. Bewdiful!
Also kept aside and no-one remembered to put them back in the XOTW prize barrel in its earthquake-proof, air-locked space were these xcremental offerings from Tiny Watermelon and Margie Jones …
… while someone who goes by the name of Dr Monique Ryan MP let rip with this…
The Bug has made these points before; if Frydenberg wants to return to federal parliament and possibly end up Australia’s second worse Treasurer ever (he was the first) in a One Nation/LNP coalition government, where the fuck can he find a safe Liberal seat to run in? Maybe Dim .. sorry, Tim!…Wilson might stand aside for him? Replace one proud Zionist with another? A lose-lose situation for the voters of Goldstein!
A quick look now at some other Aussie conservative politicians that caught the virtual brown eyes of David Vote YES!, amante2 and JayJay.
Not an Aussie conservative lightweight, of course, but former UK prime minister Liz Truss whose tenure lasted less time than a lettuce sure can mimic one and copped a virtual shit spray from Tom the whistleblower.
And no XOTW review – no matter how late – is complete without a nod to the ABC’s Insiders program. Open those bum-bay doors of yours, stranger!
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