WASHINGTON DC: US First Lady, Melania Trump, has made her first public comment on her husband President Donald Trump’s plans to immortalise himself in major building projects such as the new massive ballroom replacing the demolished East Wing of the White House.

In a candid interview with CNN – an outlet openly despised by her husband – Mrs Trump said she saw no good reason for the project.

“I can tell you that Donald has plenty of ball room already,” she said. “He has such small genitals, I don’t see how he has any problem with ball room.

“Very small. Very, very small,” she added in reference to the President’s penis and testicles while holding her thumb and forefinger close together to illustrate their estimated size.

“In fact that one time I had sex with him and conceived Barron he had to tell me when he was finished,” she added. “He did tell me, but to be honest, I didn’t even know he had started.”

Mrs Trump also addressed her often controversial fashion style and in particular some of her past distinctive choices of dresses and headwear.

She paid particular attention to the very wide-brimmed hat she wore at President Trump’s second inauguration in January 2025. (main picture)

“Contrary to what was written and speculated about at the time, the wide brim was not designed to keep Donald far enough away that he couldn’t kiss me,” she explained.

“It was to keep me away from the stench of his always-filled, or should I say always over-filled diapers.

“At his age and with his rapidly declining cognition caused by his equally rapid deterioration from dementia I am constantly avoiding him for that reason.

“He makes such a mess in his pants – another reason I don’t allow him to get into mine,” Mrs Trump said.

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