Should ‘peace’ and ‘Trump’ ever be allowed in the same conversation?

… or the same millennium for that matter!

Not long to go now, thank goodness, to the US mid-terms but this column, as promised many moons ago, will continue to play its totally insignificant part in hopefully removing that inhuman sack of shit from the Oafal Office by year’s end.

So, as we sadly see readership already sloughing away in our stats, we’ll concentrate on Demented Donnie’s outrage at being denied the first of eight Nobel peace prizes he deserves for ending eight conflicts around the globe, with more to come.

Our XOTW judges couldn’t go past the video meme xcreted by so many people in recent days, including the offering (at top and below) from Baron-Gotcha, sharing many smiley icons with Dazza.

Someone had to do it, so well done to Gregory Lions, we guess. Of course, the Tangarine Shitgibbon/Yam Tits/The Orange Mussolini/The Moron of Mar-a-Lago rushed to his Untruth Social platform to slam the lady who unfairly robbed him of the award this year, and Bill Madden rushed just as fast to virtually crap all over Trump’s tantrum.

We’ll save you the distress that reading the reverse text would cause. Trump says no-one has ever heard of this year’s Nobel peace prize winner, South African judge and former UN human rights chief Navi Pillay, recognised for her lifelong work promoting peace, human rights, and international law. Well, if there was one thing people did know about her, she hates Israel! She has never stopped any wars let along eight that he has, adding that no-one in history has saved more lives.

The Bug agrees with Bill. It’s well past the time when caring qualified people force Demented Don into a corner of the Ofal Office, tranquilise him, pop him in straitjacket and rush him to a secure padded cell for his, and the world’s, safety.

Firing off their own virtual faecal flak in Trump’s direction over this issue were Elaine McKay, BrooklynDad_Defiant! and Mike Carlton.

Of course, Captain Bone Spurs’ ninth Nobel peace bauble will come soon enough with his efforts to end the Russia-Ukraine war about to bear fruit, with a fair and just deal for both sides. Squeeze away with your virtual cloacal offerings, Jo and Don Winslow.

TO BE CONTINUED!

And here’s just a taste of xcrement dropped into the XOTW prize barrel last week about the total lack of any worthwhile human traits in this absolute cunt of a man-child. We’ll run them all tomorrow.

Simply bewdiful, hoodlum1

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