In Monday’s first look at our Xcrements-of-the-(now well past)-Week, we spoke openly and fearfully as to the possibility our readershit – sorry, readership – stats would go down the crapper with our decision to devote that post to Newscorpe’s top Righter Greg Sheridan.

And that proved sadly true, with a savage reduction of exactly 50 per cent of our online following in the minutes after uploading that post. We never thought that our one remainng reader could be cut in half but there you are!

So call us stoopid as a young Forrest Gump would …

.. but will we be reduced to zero followers by our decision to devote today’s XOTW column to the only other person in the world who can make the damage the Cardigan Man causes us look like loose change.

Nevertheless, let’s kick off with ikjhgfdsa, whom our judges favoured just to show that Xers seeking special XOTW attention don’t have to use fancy static or video mems or particularly fancy prose to achieve that.

Just the plain-speaking truth about how on earth the once mighty USofA got into its current rapid decline into total irrelevance.

Let’s keep concentrating on highly personal virtual faecal flak flung Trump’s way. Here are Mike Carlton, Dr.Sam Youssef, etc, etc, Suzie Rizzio and Solo Monk, with an Aussie twist.

We’ll give Suzie rizzio another chance to cover Trump completely in rectal muck from heaven, as she and Canada Hates Trump both highlight bully-boy Trump’s hatred of the media.

And, finally, some war talk. Take it away, Brian Krassenstein, Aaron Rupar and Eric Trump with some fantastic news!

With that surname, we should have all known straight away that bombshell announcement was 100 per cent bullshit,

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to come