You BUGgers know full well how fearful we are at BUG HQ about our readership stats if we devote one of these XOTW reviews to the latest outpourings of bullshit from the mouth of the Moron of Mar-a-Lago.

So you’ll appreciate our concerns about the chances of our online stats heading right down in the dunny if we occasionally do a similar thing with the cardigan man, Newscorpe’s top Righter Greg Sheridan.

SPPLAAASSSHHH!

Oh well, can’t be helped. To be perfectly honest as we always are, our XOTW judges can’t wait to see what’s plopped into the prize barrel if Sheridan during the past week has penned a far-right piece for the Oz or, better still, he’s made a semi-regular appearance on the ABC’s Insiders program

Sadly, it’s true. Our judges love a good laugh just as much as anyone else and at midnight last night, in their excitement they had forgotten to suit up in their PPC, don their gas masks and slip on their industrial-strength steel-studded gloves as they gathered around that barrel.

So, on with the xcremental offerings of our Xers, and our judges wanted to highlight the effort (at top and below) of column regular JayJay.

With such a way with words, let’s allow JayJay a second virtual cloacal clench and evacuation on the head of Rupe’s clown of clowns Down Under.

Also mentioning one of the other panellists were Sue Roberts and Lee-Anne Walker…

… and while Phillip Riley sent more general virtual faecal flak Sheridan’s way, Mark went historical to remind us of a Covid-era exchange between Sheridan and the ABC’s national political leadweight David Speers.

David “the village lost its idiot” Speers. Bewdiful!

TO BE CONTINUED!

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