Apologies upfront to our reader but from now on to the American mid-terms in November (check) we’ll be devoting a fair swag of our XOTW reviews to doing our very little bit towards seeing Trump out of the White House as soon as fucking possible.

Who knows? We would humbly accept a global citizen’s award for our very small contribution, even if Newscorpse took us to task over that!

We’ll start with a fresh video meme we found on the topic of yesterday’s XOTW column – the Orange Oaf claiming his military had begged him to give his Triumphal Arch a duel role: as a world-first military post! The contribution of TheDogeGlory (at top and below) is wonderful.

Richard gives us a perfect lead-in to what the logical, mature, world must see happen as soon as possible after those mid-terms.

Sending their virtual shit Trump’s way over his first, almost, two years of his second term were Tom Osborn PhD,FRSA, Negan, Fierce Goys and Brian Krassenstein….

While InfoGram’s xcremental discharge showed once more how Trump knows more about any subject under the sun than anyone else who has ever lived!

Similar highly unfavourable character assessments were flung as virtual faecal flak Trump’s way from Joe Walsh and American Patriotic fighting for our democracy…

Ouch, Joe! We need to remind ourselves regularly not to get on your bad side!

Meanwhile, Brown Eyed Susan, Ounka, Just saying and Damaan, AKA ‘Philly’s Finest’ focussed their virtual arses on some of the idiots that Trump has surrounding himself! And will we, sane, sensible, world dwellers, ever really understand how Trump found people even dumber that he is to achieve that?

PETE KEGSBREATH, One Eyed Susan! BEWDIFUL! We’ve always been proud of our offering – Seth Pisshead – but yours is at least its equal!

Let’s end with the perfect Aussie virtual poo-plop from blakandblack on those never-to-be-delivered AUKUS nuclear subs. If Trump’s got the shits with us, let’s shit him right off and spend those many hundreds of wasted billions on something far better.

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