This second look at The Bug’s Xcrements-of-the-Week provides a valuable hint for those who dream of one day having the blue riband draped around their neck.

Namely, that our judges don’t always go for a flashy meme or a very insightful wordfest preferably littered with very naughty words. Sometimes just a simply putdown does the trick, which is why Craig Hill (at top and below) gets top billing today.

Fruit Loops! Nicely done, Craig.

Others to have Aunty Pauline, national leader of the white indigenous One Nation mob, in their virtual bum sights were CaraMia200, Just Your Average Punter and Sassy Leo.

Let’s now move on to another Australian politician who can make Xers’ virtual cloacas convulse with fury – one Anus Taylor, the current leader of the LNP coalition. Taylor in the past week donned his red “please explain” wig and declared that anyone who burns the Aussie flag should be jailed!

Yes, this moron thinks some patriotic nonsense about our flag with a quarter of it dominated by the Union Jack might do the trick as he desperately tries to work out how to get the LNP out of palliative care. Sending visual faecal flak his way on that were PSUA, Johny Miller and Noely.

TO BE CONTINUED!

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