Our final look at the Xcrements-of-the-Week-now-long past is devoted to the seemingly unstoppable rise of Aunty Pauline to the status of Prime Minister to go with her current job as national leader of the white indigenous One Nation mob.

Aunty Pauline, who for decades if not for time immemorable, strode the south-Queensland lands of the bodgieandwidgie people trading battered cod and small chips with goods surrounding tribes possessed such as yams and bush-onions, is on the far Right track to take over The Lodge in mid-2028.

And her confidence is understable. One of her mob has won One Nation’s first lower-house seat in Western Australia, the latest Newspoll has her party once more ahead of Labor federally on primary votes and she is currently pointing the bone at other parties’ sitting members in the Victorian state parliament and they should be dead and gone by year’s end.

But of course there are always doubters, such as Phillip Riley (at top and below).

Paul Roberts and politic@l spinner also try to make sense of the rise of Aunty Pauline both locally and federally….

BUGger it! We’ll let Paul Robers fire off some more visual faecal flak at the voters of Secret Harbour…

…while two titans of national political journalism traded their general thoughts on the issue.

And sharing their xcretal musings about polls and polling, here are Chief Political Correspondent! and politic@l spinner, the latter also allowed a second squeeze of his virtual sphincter muscles.

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