PERTH: The newly elected One Nation member for the Western Australian lower-house seat of Secret Harbour has been left shattered today despite his historic win overnight in claiming a once-solid Labor seat on Perth’s outskirts.

The Bug understands Luke Herdegen has just been informed he can’t resign as a Pauline Hanson white indigenous One Nation politician until he’s actually sworn in a few weeks from now when the poll is officially declared.

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SYDNEY: Two new first-time mothers have been moved from the maternity section to general ward care for facial scratches and bite marks at an inner-city hospital here after they clashed physically over their new-borns.

The Bug understand that while one of the proud new mums gushed over the appearance of the wee-un being nursed in an adjoining bed, the other woman was not so complimentary, saying the other bub looked like either the front or the arse-end of a Kia Tasman. Or both.

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Brisbane: Queensland’s Premier David Crisafulli has been arrested by Fraud Squad detectives after months of being warned officially in writing not to keep running advertisements about his “new” state government.

“His government is just short of reaching its halfway mark in a four-year term,” a police spokesperson said. 

“That’s like buying what’s touted as a cute little Staffy puppy to find out it’s almost six years old.”

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