The devotee of The Bug‘s most popular albeit smelliest column would know that we’ve long enjoyed running the funny nicknames cooked up over two presidential terms that sum up so well every fucking thing that makes Donald J. Trump so repulsive and projectile vomiting/explosive diarrhoea inducing.

So it was a no-brainer for this look at the Xcrements-of-the-Week that our judges quickly decided to award top billing to some virtual faecal flak flung by Jesus Chrysler (top and below).

We all suspect that this supposed Donald J. Trump post on his Untruth Social platform is a fake; you see them occasionally and think: “Even Trump’s not as dumb as dumb would need to be to upload that! Nevertheless, we spotted a few new nicknames to add to our library but where were some of our own favourites such as Tangarine Shitgibbon, Captain Bone Spurs, Demented Donnie, The Orange Oaf and The Mango Mussolini.

Another piece of aerial poo that plopped into our prizebarrel from Just saying hinted at another fake Trump post.

Mixing military metaphors, Maj. (Ret.) Richard Ojeda opened his virtual bum-bay doors and unloaded on (please insert here your favourite nickname from the list above and the one you hope hurts him the most).

Straining their virtual sphincter muscles to also show what they stink about (insert favoured nickname once more please ) were Brian Jones and PLGC.

And seeing (once more please)’s latest flareup with neighbouring Canada just made our deadline for excretal excellence over that past week, here are InfoGram, Just saying who we’re allowing one more cloacal clench, Mike Carlton and GPC.

Finally, so many wonderful xcretal thoughts and memes flowed last week about Natalie Harp, (last one, promise)’s executive assistant who dreams constantly about how best to serve him, beavering away with almost religious fervour as his No1 fanny (US readers please note that fanny is used in the Australian sense, not the arse-about way you use it).

We could fill up pages with some of this very funny stuff but we’ll only share one from Lucas Sanders, plugging a wonderful video from Sarrah Bellus, maybe?

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