Not sure if XOTW has even been asked before when our stinking prize barrel is emptied and the entries judged before the first working day of each week begins. Well, the virtual shit from above that prompted our judges overnight to drape the blue riband around the neck of some Xer brave enough to use the handle news.com. au (at top and below) surely gives you a hint?

The answer is always on the stroke of midnight, Sunday, is when those judges leave the office drinks fridge, don their gasmasks and heavy-duty gloves and industrial-strength tongs and shit … sorry… shift through the xcrement of the past seven days and nights.

Which is why Logies Awards MC Bobby Irwin’s shortenesque put-down of an absent Karl Stefanovic tickled the fannies – sorry, fancies – of our hard-drinking judges so much.

We’ll stay at home for the remainder of this first spray of xcrements and take in MELONGATE!

Let’s begin with the virtual and noisy sphincteral straining of Phillip Riley, Mike Carlton, Louise Bertrand, Mark, Manley Ong and JayJay.

We deliberately left JayJay’s ploppering to last so we could add out own little contribution to it. Hope no-one has minded but the image did call for some childish response, right?

Also with an Insiders coating to their brown nugget offerings were Glenn Gibson, Philip Riley allowed a second virtual rectal response and Basil Brush.

TOMORROW: Sorry BUGgers, but we’ll be heading overseas to smear you-know-who with more sky stools so, please, have your breakfast early!

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