2026 LOGIE AWARDS:

Leader of Australia’s white indigenous peoples, Senator Aunty Pauline Hanson, (main picture) has attacked organisers of the TV Week Logie Awards for “yet again allowing woke to rule” in the choice of award winners.

Senator Aunty Pauline, leader of the fishcake people of the tartaresauce nation who have traded onion rings in and around the Ipswich region for generations, said it was clear that white indigenous peoples were now being actively discriminated against in the Logie Awards.

“I’m no racist, but there is clearly a woke overload in the list of Logie winners including the induction of Aboriginal actor, Deborah Mailman, into the Logies Hall of Fame,” Senator Aunty Pauline said.

“I’m no racist, but it’s clear Ms Mailman was picked only because she is Aboriginal.

“I’m no racist, but this is happening far too often.

“I’m no racist, but if the Logie judges think they can keep sneaking through awards for Aboriginals like Ms Mailman once in every 67 years then something is very wrong with these awards.

“I’m no racist, but the same goes for the Gold Logie winner this year.

“I’m no racist, but Sam Pang, is – yet again, surprise, surprise – a person of colour.

“I’m no racist, but giving the Gold Logie to a person of colour twice in the 67 years of the awards is clearly a pattern of blatant discrimination against my One Nation peoples.

“I’m no racist, but I don’t like it and the Logie organisers should please explain,” Senator Aunty Pauline said.

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