Or is it really rotten of XOTW to even link these two (at top and below) with one of our loveliest native bird species?

Nevertheless, we’re indebted to Rick for excreting this image during the past week that showed Aunty Pauline of the indigenous white One Nations people at the Mount Isa rodeo with John Travolta impersonator and former TV celebrity Karl Stefanovic.

Good virtual plop, Rick, but we at The Bug thinks the image could also be put to good use for a caption competition. Here’s ours: What has a combined IQ of 72?

At risk of losing our reader, here’s more virtual faecal flak fired Aunty Pauline’s way by Charles Joseph Harvey and Politic@l Spinner.

Seeing we’re featuring someone who, for whatever and bizarre reasons, is currently featuring in better-PM poll figures, let’s smear from Eddy Jokovich with a determined crap-on of the man who recently seems to be doing his best to lose that better-PM margin over Aunty Pauline and Anus Taylor.

And let’s not forget Jillian Segal, very much the equal of Aunty Pauline with her ability to send a shiver down any normal person’s spine. Voiding on our special envoy determined to make any criticism of Israel a criminal antisemitic offence was peter voss.

… while on a completely different tack, Peter Cronau spent his virtual anal anger on under-water matters. We just hope he doesn’t get into trouble for doing that!

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