Should this much-loved column ever be the vehicle for a monster pisstaking of arguably the most powerful politician the world has ever known? Of course it should if we’re talking about Donald Trump! Compared with this cunt, Adolf Hitler could have easily gotten a job as a gas-meter reader; Ted Bundy trusted to clean a nurses’ quarters, Ivan Milat as a national park guide, Dracula in charge of …. fuck it! We think you have the idea.

That considered, the XOTW judges thought they’d kick off with reaction to the news (and videos) that showed The Orange Oaf/Yam Tits/The Tangarine Shitgibbon/The Mango Mussolini wearing a new wig to replace the actual dead strands his miracle-working hairdresser used to spend hours each day weaving (like his speeches) into something that wouldn’t blow apart and hit the tarmac even if he was just about at the doors of Air Farce One.

So at top and below are the memerable offerings from Dr. Clown, PhD. YAPPER DAPPER DO!

Yes! We know stills don’t do the good doctor’s work justice as we still have not mastered how to include video links to any of our columns. Dr. Clown,PhD has churned out several other videos of this subject and they are hairlarious. Captain Bone Spurs going through a hair wash! The things Demented Donnie keeps in that monster bouffant on top of a complete boofhead. Head to X and find Dr. Clown, PhD there!

MAGA Cult Slayer also found his virtual cloacal sphincter responding to the news of Diaper Donnie’s new rug and Don Winslow also strained away on the moronic stupidity of a majority of MAGA cult devotees, probably around … in Trump talk … let’s say 600 per cent.

Bewdifully put, MAGA Cult Slayer! Tubby Toupee Tiberius indeed! And the absolute truth, Don.

Enough of that now! Let the xcrement flow from those who are looking at how Trump is faring on the world stage, winning friends and strengthening his chances of that elusive Nobel peace prize. Heave away Daniel Mayakovski, InfoGram and GBX!

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