Such as SO FUCKING DUMB, FUCKFACE, DRAFT-DODGING CUNT and STUPID CUNT!

(Memo subs: I’ve inserted the two sections above in the wrong order and now my Amstrad 286 is playing up and I can’t fix it this end. Thanks in advance for doing that for me!)

Who out there in BUGland has guessed who this second tranche of our Xcrements-of-the-Week is devoted to? Wasn’t hard, really, was it?

Too late to be included in this review but you’ve probably seen vision today of Donald Trump wandering around the stage and trying to insert himself in front of the World Cup victors Spain as they did the traditional cup-lifting thingo and who finally had to be escorted to the side having been told: “Grandpa, it’s time for your afternoon nap”.

Which makes is very appropriate to highlight Joseph Rizzuto’s wise words about how The Orange Oaf/The Mango Mussolini/Yam Tits/The Tangerine’s Shitgibbon’s rapid mental decline is progressing. Very clever, Joseph. We at XOTW know Alzheimer’s is no laughing matter and what’s happening to Trump is very sad but it is true that his decline never started from a very great height.

Questioning Trump’s state of mind before and since it began plummeting to a drooling imbecilic state, soon, hopefully, for him to be lying in the corner of a padded cell, diaper overflowing and fist-pump-dancing to the Village People’s YMCA that only he can hear, was Canada Hates Trump (we’ve given these spot-on Canadians two virtual dumps at the dunce, partly for the excellent use of cunt in both) and Damaan, AKA “Philly’s Finest!”

Marlene Robertson fired her virtual faecal flak at Trump for his lack of logic, that’s if he ever had any …

… and let’s finish off with some memeingful well-directed motions from Gloria DeGeorge and Maura DragonHeart…

… and one from GBC with some advice for Captain Bone Spurs from the co-host of the next football World Cup to be staged at venues around Mar-a-Lago in the US if it still exists in 2023 and in Beijing.

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