Who would have thunk it, hey?

This column just can’t help itself. Despite the reality that our viewership can be halved if we concentrate our X picks of the week focussed on certain vomit-inducting individuals, such as Donald Trump, Senator Aunty Pauline Hanson and the wretched Jillian Segal, we seem hell-bent on self-destruction.

We guess by now you BUGgers have worked out who’s in Xers’ bum-bay sights today, and if our remaining reader has to be cut in half, that’s the way it will have to be! Let’s concentrate today on last week’s travails surrounding Aunty Pauline, national leader of the white indigenous One Nation people who proudly speak their native jibberish.

Our XOTW adjudicators turned the judging limelight this week to Sassy Leo (at top and below) for a wonderful meme and, yes, we can’t give its creator a mention, unless it’s Sassy his or her self.

The only good thing about a post like this is that while it will have our chuck buckets overflowing, it also alerts us to the fact that this red-haired, red-necked, far-right racist is far too dumb to understand that everything she has done and said this past week loses her votes bigtime to the point she has Buckley’s and none chance of ever being a prime minister even worse than Tony Abbott.

While Sassy concentrated on Aunty Pauline’s time on a posh seaside resort where she and Gina Rinehart held talks on how to keep battlers in their place, others dropped their loads over Aunty Pauline’s address to hundreds of empty chairs at a far-right stink-tank in London and when she couldn’t keep her eyes off Tommy Robinson’s manly and well-exposed crotch. Let’s hope Aunty Pauline spotted Robinson dresses to the far right. Release those brown nuggets from above, Mike Carlton, Aaron Smith, someone we’ll call flags for obvious reasons, and Sometimes

And why not end up with a second lot of virtual faecal flak flung Gina Rinehart’s way by Mike Carlton, and a history lesson from Some Times Fed Up -.

TO BE CONTINUED!

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