Yesterday, the first tranche of our popular Xcrements-of-the-Week column concentred on truly wretched people overseas, such as Donald Trump, Benjamin Netanyahu and Seth Pisshead.

But of course, we have our own truly wretched people at home here in Oz, and so we return across the Indian and Pacific oceans to concentrate on … aw, we’re pretty confident at least some of you BUGgers can guess who our Xer’s have opened their virtual bum bays on. So let’s hear first from Hardy World (at top and below).

Lovely meme, although we are not sure who did it. If it was you, Hardy World, well done! Our only beef is that the phone box was not large enough to include …

… the totally wretched far-right-wing racists and divisive convicted cunt Tommy Robinson, thanks to Andy Simpson but we at least know this one was by Ralph K.

So who else has been meme to Aunty Pauline, national leader of the white indigenous One Nation mob? Straining to send some virtual faecal flak Aunty Pauline’s away were Michael, Ben Pennnings and David.

Rick sent Aunty Pauline his own xcremental ploppering after she appeared to break British driving laws. Maybe she had Tommy Robinson in the car at the time; a couple of criminal convictions shows he thinks laws only apply to other people.

Let’s leave the One Nation leader now less she ruins our entire day and take a look at the shit dropped from above on Jillian Segal who did her best to downplay Palestinian deaths in Gaza this past two-and-a-half years while fronting the very expensive royal commission into why so many Australians are horrid to Jews.

stranger and Doug Cameron xcrete on the over-paid special envoy combatting antisemitism after her evidence suggested she alone knows how many innocent Gazan citizens are still buried under rubble after the IDF decided the only way to beat 20,000 poorly equipped Hamas fighters was to more-or-less raze the Gaza strip.

And here are GregMarScience and Mike Carlton with their own cloacal-clearing efforts, concentrating on Segal’s attack on our national broadcasters, ABC and SBS. How dare they report on a genocide!

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