… game everything you can!

The decision by our XOTW judges to declare a rare but joint honour for featured glory is also a timely reminder for you BUGgers out there to always remember what tickles our judges’ fannies; xcrement that is either clever or very, very, very crude.

So the two Xers wearing the blue riband around their necks today are Michael West and Jackie Chan. (at top and below)

You knew it made sense the moment you saw Michael’s meme and as for Jackie’s? A dreadfully crude and rude attack on two of the world’s greatest-ever statesmen! But what we suspect Jackie is hinting at – with
The Orange Oaf facing a wipeout at the mid-terms and impeachment soon after -is we’re getting closer to Captain Bone-Spurs’ sending Iran back to the stone ages in a futile bid to regain lost ground with the
American public, with Bibi Netanyahu fudge-packing …. sorry, backing… him all the way!

Tyler Wilson squeezed out this well-directed nugget or four also on the Belgium World Cup scandal, and if this US/Iran war escalates, we have Harry Sisson to help us calculate what it will cost Uncle Sam.

Sending some virtual shit of a more general nature Yam Tits’ way were Republicans against Trump and Sarrah Bellas…

… while Brian’s xcremental offering reminded us of the class and style of those the Tangarine Shitgibbon has surrounded himself with for his second term, No more talented, educated cunts like those who saw through him last time and spoke out!

On shit related to the US/Iran conflict, XOTW judges have been collecting xcrement over recent weeks that would come easily under the umbrella of the adage that truth is the first casualty of war. We’ve preferred not to give them oxygen but let’s take a look at two recent examples boasting of Iran’s successes. We could have easily gone the other side with all the crap that’s flying around. It’s not easy having to battle shit.

Believe the two below, and others since the war broke out, the US Navy has lost some of its most powerful ships including two aircraft carriers and Uncle Sam’s military bases around the Middle East have been largely destroyed. We’re waiting for Secretary of War Seth Pisshead to declare all of these claims total bullshit and if and when he does that, then there’s a very good chance he’s lying through his alcohol-stained teeth.

TO BE CONTINUED!

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