It’s back to domestic issues for this second look at our Xcrements of the Week and the focus today is on Senator Aunty Pauline Hanson, national leader of the white indigenous One Nation peoples.

Sorry about that. Our XOTW judges decided to give top billing today to the meme provided by highly respected, retired, Queensland newspaper columnist Terry Sweetman (at top and below).

Just about sums up Aunty Pauline’s contribution to public life over the past three decades, doesn’t it?

Our only quibble was that perhaps Terry’s three-word dedication should have said Prey on her. That’s what this column is going to do, unashamedly, over the next two years as our dreadfully unprofessional compilers do what they can to drag One Nation’s current polling numbers back into the cooker cesspit where they belong. Besides, we’ve been making up shit since 1989 so we’re hardly bound by any AJA ethics code, are we?

Firing their own virtual faecal flak towards Aunty Pauline and her mob over general issues of who is financing this surging popularity that will be anathema to true Australians patriots who care for their nation’s standing in the world are Hardy World, Nicole Chvastek, Rick and Ben Davison.

With a state election looming in Victoria later this year, Tony and Amante2 opened their virtual bum bays and dropped these offerings…

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