At further risk of losing our reader, XOTW kicks off with a look at everything we plucked out of our smelly prize barrel on Sunday night that covered in virtual shit the US 250th birthday celebrations and the amazing role Donald Trump and his senior men played in it!
And why not! July 4 will always remain Uncle Sam’s most famous commemoration; well, until the coronation date of the future King Donald the First not far down the track.
And our XOTW judges couldn’t resist for top-of-post glory this effort by Rick (at top and below).
Rick! Rick! Rick! What a delightfully sarcastic combining of one of the US’s finest conspiracy theories almost ied with the fake moon landings with a joke about the crowd numbers at the 250th birthday celebration bash – the Great American State Fair – in the Mall where bands must have felt like they were playing on the Titanic.
Other memes flowed too, with a watery theme from Gianl1974 and Pakistani Aura with one of those countless general memes that we all hope The Orange Oaf has come to loathe.
Yes, one day we’ll work out how to upload the whole video!
Back to non-secret on-water matters and leaving Trump alone briefly was this effort from Farrukh about V.D Chance.
We have no idea if V.D. said something that silly but it sounds just about right for him. The cunt’s even dumber than Trump but then again, he would not have been selected as Yam Tits’ VP running mate if he wasn’t. And bravo to US technology, know-how and derring do that so many vessels including this one ..
…. could be completely rebuilt in a matter of hours! Jimniny cricket, even the Chinese can’t build their latest nuclear submarine that quickly! And thank dog for Anko Global, whose Chinese factories pump out exceptional quality 18th and 19th Century canvas sails, rigging and a wide range of historic boat-building, preshaped timbers, all readily available at Walmart and other super stores in the Washington DC region. Thanks, Xi!
Back to Captain Bone Spurs. Sending some general virtual faecal flak his way were Canada Hates Trump, Furkan Guzukara and Rebekah Jones.
Just America, Rebekah? Let’s now have some xrement that shows just how divided the US has become under Trump. He did, after all, narrowly reclaimed the White House with the threat of civil war if the Democrats cheated and denied him a win. What a dreadful piece of shit to use that tactic. Not human..
Clench those cloacas and let it rip, Melanie D’Arrigo and some chap called John Barron.
TO BE CONTINUED!
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