WORLD CUP:

White indigenous elder and One Nation leader, Senator Aunty Pauline Hanson, says the Socceroos loss to Egypt in the World Cup highlights the dangers of multiculturalism.

Senator Aunty Pauline, leader of the crumbedscallops people of the hamburgerwiththelot nation who have traded chips and gravy and yams in and around the Ipswich and Lockyer Valley regions for generations, said the end of Australia’s 2026 World Cup campaign should be a lesson for all voters.

“I think it’s plain to see that using multiculturalism to choose a national soccer team is simply not the white way to go,” Senator Aunty Pauline said, adding that the Socceroos side looked like a packet of assorted jellybeans with far too many black ones “for my liking”.

“And my goodness gracious me, my best bet is that many of our ‘Australian’ team wouldn’t be speaking English at home,” Senator Aunty Pauline said through an interpreter.

“Monoculturalism has clearly won out in Dallas today, with all the Gypts looking very much the same, not that you can ever tell those people apart at any time really. We’ve been gypted in Texas, we really have.”

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