With US President Donald Trump’s obsession with gongs Nobellian, surely the best way for that connection to last in perpetuity is for the 43rd and 45th leader of the free world to donate his brain to scientific examination and deep research.

Not now, of course. May Trump live for many, many years as surely our XOTW judges would share with most if not all of you in BUGland the desire to hear he is suffering endless attacks by penitentiary inmates upon his obese, orange, shit-stained arse.

But when the time comes and they’ve fucked his brain out, how many doctorates and Nobel prizes for science and medicine await those who get to research that brain and work out how on earth Trump became the mendacious, money hungry sociopath he presented in his business and political careers.

For example, how much safer would our world be if those studies and the conclusions drawn from them could be used to identify future serial killers and help cure them in childhood? Or for society to be forewarned about people like V.D Chance and Seth Pisshead so any political ambitions could be nipped in the bud!

And one of the core aspects of Trump’s brain to be evaluated would be his obsession with his Untruth Social postings of memes that project him as the heaven-sent yet worldly saviour of the entire world, a leader oozing more charisma, style, flair and decency than the shit his diaper deals with daily, the greatest man who’s ever inhabited this planet since his God created it some 6000 years ago.

Which is why we kick off this final look at our xcrements of the past week with this gem from Marlene Robertson.

Enough fucking already indeed, Marlene.

Other recent Trump memes – that should, one day quickly direct these brain experts to concentrate on those parts of his encephalon that influence a human’s modesty, nurture a natural aversion to any form of criminality, drives a love for his fellows and even cats and dogs and make reading a book that only has words an enjoyable thing to do are all sadly missing – include these virtual dumpings from Eric Daugherty, amanda moore and Alex Cole.

Among the Xers who excreted on more general matters concerning The Orange Oaf was InfoGram whom we’ve given a second shot at completely covering Yam Tits in a frenzied virtual bowel evacuation.

We rarely correct the fine faecal offerings shovelled out of our putrid prize barrel but we must point out to InfoGram that Captain Bone Spurs at the last presidential poll in late 2024 got 77.3 million votes (49.8 per cent) compared with Karmala Harris with 48.3 per cent of the almost 154 million U.S. citizens of voting age who cast a ballot.

There are a couple of methods used to express voter percentages but we’ll use one that appears tp be in the ballpark – the voting turnout in late 2024 was 65.3 percent of the voting-eligible population, meaning 34.7 percent did not vote.

Those who still think the US has a future and is not headed to hell in a handbasket can always point to a pretty even sharing of that election outcome, meaning non-voters, Trump voters and Harris voters all got around a third of the eligible vote each. Nowhere near 70 per cent of American voters vote for the clown.

Candidate	Popular votes	Share of vote
Donald Trump	77.3 million	49.8%
Kamala Harris	75.0 million	48.3%
Other candidates	About 4.0 million	About 2.0%

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version to criminality and a love of other people and cats and dogs are sadly missing include these from Eric. Alex and Amanda.