Mike Carlton doesn’t need the publicity, nor the absolute honour, that comes with being draped with the winner’s purple sash by our XOTW judges but there you are!

Besides, we thought Mike’s excremental download on the three dreadful, far-right-whingers he targeted was a gentler way to lead into this week’s column and some comfort for those out there in BUGland who are now having trouble getting Aunty Pauline’s crack out of their minds.

We’ll leave more on Hanson’s fresh cracks – based on overnight polls showing a drop in support for her after she laid out how Australia would look under her mob’s rule and more and more voters are realising she hates Australia – a tad longer to give you time to recover, with some other virtual faecal flak also flung at two of the dopey desperados pictured above… from Politic@l Spinner, Everald Compton, JayJay and Jenny Difficult-Frecklington-Jones.

Sorry, but back to Aunty Pauline, proud national leader of the white indigenous One Nations mob, and Joseph Armand and Rob don’t seem to like her – or her support base – much on the hole …sorry whole!

LeeKuanYewRespecter and stranger take a different virtual-tantrack tack and find favour with Amanda Vanstone’s stinging summary of Aunty Pauline.

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