You BUGgers must know we’re in for an absolute hiding with this second look at our smelliest XOTW. You’d be aware that our stats plunge faster than the LNP’s federal polling numbers whenever we dedicate a column to either The Orange Oaf or Aunty Pauline. Yes, these two.

So covering both with virtual poo here means we might even lose our most dedicated group of reader.

Nevertheless and fuck it, let’s start with Trump and a very wise rectal rear-ending of him from The Other 98% (at top and below).

It’s a very clever cloacal conclusion, isn’t it? The reputational damage to people suffering from the mildest of cognitive decline to full-blown Alzheimer’s from being put in the same basket case as Trump could surely lead to a global legal action as our headline mentioned! Why should such sufferers be compared with a 100% bloated, 100% boasting, 100% bullshitting, 100% bullying sociopath who couldn’t lie straight in bed and who’s more crooked than Barnaby Joyce’s teeth? Or as The Other 98% didn’t say but most likely thinks, has been a total 100% cunt since birth.

People with diseases of the brain weren’t natural-born flimflam con artists either, which brings us to Trump boasting about his new Air Farce One plane, grifted from Qatar and fitted out at enormous expense by the American taxpayer; a con job plane to see if the aircraft as reported will belong to Trump once he leaves/is carried out of what’s left of the White House. Take it away, MAGARon, Abigail Miller and Ronald Kelly.

Our XOTW compilers reckon it would be great if Trump tested out this unlimited range theory by flying around and around the middle of the Atlantic Ocean for a few days, hopefully with V.D. Chance, Seth Pisshead, RFK Jnr and Trump House press secretary Karoline Leavitt along for the final glide.

Xcreting on another waste of public money at Trump’s insistence was a reflective Mike Carlton, while Rick Wilson, Political Punk, Syrian Girl and Bill Madden cruelly chewed on packets of laxettes before flinging some virtual but rather floppy faecal flak The Great Orange Dope’s way on various world and domestic issues….

… while InfoGram’s stinging, ring-dumping from above concentrated on the joy much of the world is getting from Trump being well and truly fucked over, for a nice change, by a woman almost half his age and three times his IQ

And now for some xcreta centred either around Aunty Pauline herself – or those who think she’s the answer to Australia’s woes – that we didn’t run earlier this week (link below). And, yes, we can almost sense the last of our reader clicking off.

Deborah Lyttle and Stephen Mayne took aim at Rita Panahi from Sky LNPNews…

… and Kenny Devine and CaraMira200 crapped all over Aunty Pauline’s benefactor and mistress, the loveable and charming Gina “Do I think it was a good idea of daddy’s to poison the darkies?” Rinehart.

And while Margie Jones’s xcrement is not aimed directly at Aunty Pauline or her puppet mistress, her target of Tim Wilson deserves a run, seeing Timmy is arguably Australian politics’ greatest Zionist and probably has pictures of Aunty Pauline and Gina Rinehart on his bedroom wall even though they are woman and is desperately waiting for the call from Gina offering him a senior post in the incoming One Nation government in 2028 ,,,, please take a breath here … were he to do the far-right thing and switch party allegiances far-right now.

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