… and can the world survive another two-and-a-half birthdays from him?

We are so, so sorry that today’s Xcrements of the Week column is indeed devoted to Yam Tits/The Tangarine Shitgibbon and his 80th birthday celebrations in Trumptown, still known for the present time at least as Washinton DC.

Our judges decided to hang the blue riband around the virtual neck of Morgan J. Freeman (at top and below) for xcreting this worrying meme,

Not sure, given everything we’ve heard about Trump, that he deserves such a large bulge around his groin region; we’ll just assume his super-sized diaper has overflowed once more and much more than just a smidgeon of shit’s been pushed forward.

Another meme theme that plopped into the XOTW prize barrel covered the UFC fight that happening overnight (US retarded time) as the Moron of Mar-a-Lago turns the White House into a theme park, complete with motorcycle daredevils. Squeeze away, Jesus Chrysler.

And because we’re luddites and can’t upload videos, here’s more of the sequence Jesus shared, and no, that’s not bike exhaust fumes at the back there.

Before we upload this post, we’ll try to snare the bit where Captain Bone Spurs crashes into where the Rose Garden once was.

The entire concept of disgracing the White House with a UFC cage and stunt bikers caused Republicans Against Trump, Canada Hates Trump and Bill Kristol to pull their virtual cheeks apart and give Trump a damn fine dumping, while Brian Krassenstein let his equally upset tummy do the stalking over what happened at the Lincoln Memorial. Well, that’s what it is called for now.

Cleverly bringing President Barack Obama into cloacal focus, each with their own sarcastic or cruel twist to give Demented Donnie’s diaper a stench … sorry, a strength … test, were Phil Hendrie and Lyra Belacqua.

TO BE CONTINUED:

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