We’ve warned you BUGgers many times about how our stats take a beating if we kick off a XOTW column with Donald “Help, Secret Service! My supersized extra-strength diaper is full again!” Trump.

So why are we doing it again in our third and final tranche of the very pooiest of our XOTW plopperings? Well, we’ve emailed our reader and begged them not to click out this time, as there’s only a little bit of virtual faecal flak flung Demented Donnie’s way today. And after that, we come back across the Pacific to look at political Trump-wannabes at home, seeing there’s a very good chance, even with our compulsory preferential voting, we could elect as PM a redheaded racist the equal of Trump’s stupidity and divisive, nation-wrecking, ways.

But, firstly, here are Hassan Mafi (at top and below) and Molly Ploofkins with a few dumping doozies.

As promised to our reader if they are still there, we’ll move well away from the activities of the Tangarine Shitgibbon/Yam Tits/Captain Bone Spurs/The Orange Oaf. But after his snoozeathon at the NBA playoffs overnight and for all the hours disruption his presence caused and the income lost by traders anywhere near the stadium and all the ladies being forced to forfeit their handbags, you think the cunt could have at least watched the game.

Oh, one more then from Canada Hates Trump.

Back home now as promised and seeing we got stuck into someone from the far-right of politics yesterday (link at bottom) we’ll leave the Labor Party alone and hear from Mark Eyles, Ella Cooper, Squizz and Mike Carlton who abluted virtually all over One Nation and its leaders, who, by the way share Trump’s IQ. Well, if you add them together they do.

And we’ll finish off with just a steaming stream of xcreta on some other current and past lightweights that have blighted the Australian political stage. Squeeze away, Elizabeth Marr and Aaron Dodd, Curmudgeon.

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