… can a cunt born a moron with an IQ barely sustaining life take?

It’s a good question, isn’t it, and how come so many of you out there in BUGland knew who we are talking about?

We’ve mentioned before how quickly our readership deserts us if we devote a XOTW column to the Tangarine Shitgibbon/Captain Bone Spurs/Yam Tits/The Moron of Mar-a-Lago/Demented Donnie/Diaper Don/The Orange Oaf. We’ve lost half our readers at other times we’ve kicked off with xcrement hurled at the 45th, 47th, 48th and 49th President before becoming King Donald the First of America.

And if that’s happened again, we thank the reader still sticking with us.

Our XOTW judges this time thought it would be good to devote some space to virtual faecal flak flung at some of the even more moronic of Trump’s ham-picked team and so have highlighted this massive dump from Damaan, AKA ‘Philly’s Finest!” (at top and below)

We’d give the meme’s artist a plug if we could read the name on it. Marco Rubio is so far up Trump’s arse that it could be quite some time before he plops out into the leader of the free world’s diaper.

Blocking his way is most if not all the staff at the Donald Trump Orange House, as Mark xcreted …

.. and then they’ve got to be squeezed past Trump’s Secretary of War, as Glenn Tunes didn’t point out because Seth Pisshead is probably Trump’s greatest turd crawler. But he did like the war warrior’s reception when he tried to tell Europe what it needed to do as it commemorated the D-Day landings.

Those images above showed that Sleepy Joe’s replacement doesn’t mind a nap or 12 now and then so let’s also read what Mike Carlton abluted on that topic.

Beautifully pooped, Mike!

Now onto virtual rectal exertions on Trump’s further descent into madness just this past week. About the time Europe was remembering World War 2 dead, Trump apparently ran on his Untruth Social site a string of images showing how grate he is. Are we sure these posts are true and not the usual fakery that’s sadly gobbling up X?

We don’t but they are revolting enough to suggest it’s all of Trump’s addled-brain’s doing. We’ll kick off with Republicans Against Trump….

… followed by a second well-aimed dump from Glenn Tunes, Harry Sisson and Bill Madden.

And what better way to end a XOTW column than with the words fresh in our minds as used by Bill.

No, wait on! Let’s give the final dump on Trump to The Intelllectualist, not from Untruth Social but from one of The Lazy Lardarse’s mind-numbing, venue-clearing campaign weaves. It’s from a while ago but we don’t care.

TO BE CONTINUED!

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