….that Donald Trump has rocks in his head?

Well, more rocks than normal seeing they’ve now taken over much of the space where his dementia-ridden and rapidly dissolving brain used to be. Not that it was ever in any great shape, mind.

For our second and final look at our Xcrements-of-the-past-Week, our judges selected this meme from Aaron (at top and below) as this review’s highlight.

We think it’s been around for a while but we’ll assume Aaron is right in suggesing The Orange Oaf has recently put this up to his Lies Social online account.

Online examples of Captain Bone Spurs again boasting of his genius and world-leading knowledge on any issue ever raised in history suggest those rocks in his head are thrashing around and may be smashing one another to dust as they try to help what remains of The Moron of Mar-a-Lago’s mental faculties to try to find a face-saving exit to the US/Iran war when none is possible.

Drop your load, InfoGram!

We can’t spend this entire column on truly repulsive creatures across the Pacific Ocean so let’s get a whiff of the virtual faecal flak being fired at a truly repulsive creature who watches the sun rise in the east over the world’s largest ocean, to be pacific.

Here are Solo Monk, John Urane and Peter Murphy getting stank… sorry, stuck…into that unspecial envoy who refuses to understand the basic logic and principle that criticism of Israel often has fuck-all to do with antisemitism.

Like John above, our potty-mouthed but much loved Witches also have Albanese within accurate ring range while we’ll give Peter Murphy a double dip of dumped virtual shit as well.

And on a very crucial and central issue to recent events from the Middle East – warmongers and so-called war brides – let’s hear from the coven one more time and Stephan Gris making a similar, totally logical point, which probably explains why Albanese and Wong are not interested in hearing it.

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