A mad monk, a red-headed racist and an almost fully grown but still juvenile Tyrannosaurus rex who can talk walk into a bar ….

You’ve probably heard it so let’s move on two real jokes that have dominated The Bug‘s Xcrements-of-the-Week prize barrel this week.

They are …. drum roll please …. possibly the worst Prime Minister this country has ever had… stand up, Tony, and give us a wave … and the nation’s next PM if an overnight poll (thanks, Heidi Murphy) is to be believed … step away from that non-smoking ceremony and say hello, Aunty Pauline, national leader of the White Indigenous One Nation people.

Let’s kick off with the former member for Warringah and the man who managed to stay in power for just two years courtesy of the helping hand job of one of this nation’s finest political minds, Peta “No, you can’t see him so just fuck off!” Credlin.

And our judges rushed for the blue ribband as soon as they spotted this contribution from Politc@l Spinner (at top and below).

Rick also gives Cretin a mention with his own virtual shitty spray at Australia’s most famous budgie-smuggler….

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… and JayJay, Dr Josie McSkimming, Mike Carlton and Phillip Rilley xcrete their own takes on Abbott’s return to the Australian political stage, albeit in an administrative role for now where Liberals across the nation pray he won’t say much over the next two years.

And Sassy Leo has a caption competition on offer, with no mention of any prize though.

Okay, let’s move on to …

… and look at just a sample of the virtual faecal flak fired her way. Squeeze away, NORMAN DAVID, responding to some chap mentioned above.

TO BE CONTINUED!

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