Our second look at our Xcrements-of-the-Week once again features our myoptic Foreign Minister Penny Wong. What is about this woman that makes our Xers open their bum-bay doors and give her a dumping with such enthusiasm that they might do damage to their own virtual anal sphincters?

Among those straining away with enormous confidence in his cloacal capabilities was some chap called Mike Carlton (top and below) …

… while Anthony Klan and Ronnie Salt compared their muckhole missiles on the same issue, although targeted more at Jillian Segal, and we suspect Rupert’s Conscience might also have in mind Australia’s special envoy for calling any criticism of Israel antisemitism.

Making sure we never forget Israel’s favourite killing zones as some of us get sidelined watching the US/Iran and Ukraine/Russia wars are the incomparable Coalition Tea Lady, Mosab Abu Toha and MO.

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