After dealing with domestic matters yesterday, this second look at The Bug‘s Xcrements-of-the-week turns to international issues involving conflicts and a con man who together are sending the world to hell in a handbasket.

And we haven’t mentioned Middle East war zones for a little while so we are indebted to Mohamad Safa (at top and below) for reminding us of the genocides now taking place in the Gaza strip and in southern Lebanon.

We’re not sure but we think the series of blasts shown above are from the south of Lebanon where the Israeli Defence Force is currently preparing the land south of the Litani River using United States equipment to get it shovel-ready for exciting luxury apartment and kibbutz living as part of the Greater Israel dream. That’s right… the same cost effective destruction/reconstruction process used in Gaza for the past two-and-a-half years.

In a similar vein, Al Jazeera English makes our XOTW judges wonder if there’s a Guinness world record for the number of people killed in a ceasefire.

There is never really an appropriate time to cut to excrement aimed at you-know-who but seeing we’ve mentioned that the United States provides most of the heavy earth-and-people moving equipment that Bibi Netanyahu uses in his quest for the aforementioned Greater Israel devoid of lowlife Arabs and Christians, let’s hear from Brian Krassenstein, Marlene Robertson, Qunka, Aaarn Rupar, Furkan Gozukara and CALL TO ACTIVISM.

We kept that one to last. If the pollster mentioned by CALL TO ACTIVISM is correct, bring on the mid-terms, we say!

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