… whether it’s staged or not!

Mass shootings can happen anywhere, right? Especially in the US where very normal people love packing a Saturday night special. And even more so at tightly packed crowds enjoying an evening meal with very important people on an elevated stage up front, including The Orange Oaf, Seth Pisshead and V.D. Chance.

For that reason alone, our Xcrement-of-the-Week judges decided the overnight attack on the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner in Washington couldn’t go overlooked at showing how platform X has now added so much to our general misunderstanding of such events and how the sour creme-la-sour creme of American society reacts to such events.

And because we don’t normally give oxygen to cookers and various other conspiracy theorists quick to disassemble such events with their own at times very bizarre versions of them, we will on this occasions but only if we start with post-shooting events that are depicted in logical and believable ways and that’s why our XOTW judges have kicked off with the xcrement that flowed logically and clearly from The SCIF,’s brain to his typing fingers.

Suppressed News. followed suit, sending some wine and spirit-smelling virtual faecal flak the Washington press pool’s way.

Xcretas, please! These fine scribes have just faced almost certain death. Add that to the amount their news outlets had to pay to the Trump Foundation to be there in the first place, should anyone criticise them for taking a quick swig or stealing away with a few bottles of booze to calm shattered nerves?

We then move on the conspiracy theorists that suspect the whole event was staged because Diaper Donnie’s popularity at the moment is lower than a snake’s belly. Clearing out their online cloacal closets were Anonymous, Furkan Gozukara, ivan and Lakota Man.

MAVERICK X and MeidasTouch also dropped their loads on other aspects of the night that didn’t look right to them…

To be fair, MAVERICK X, the look on the Tangarine Shitgibbon’s face could be as a result of the kind offer from the First Lady that for only $10,000 US extra to their usual deal, she would add a handjob to hand-holding as part of their usual functions arrangement.

While that might or might not have been going on, Republicans Against Trump also questioned why some of Trump’s senior cabinet ministers appeared to forget their wives in their rush to safety. And others, just like Furkan did above, shat their virtual selves wondering why the Secret Service rushed some top-shelf folk to safety before Trump

Naturally enough, it wasn’t too long before the Moron of Mar-a-Lago went back to his art of the steal, grabbing the limelight for himself, as TheCable explained. We should have known that Captain Bone-Spurs knows more about assassinations than anyone else in the entire world.

TO BE CONTINUED:

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