…. but the smell’s no different!

Our Xcrement-of-the-Week judges who don industrial strength gloves, full PPE and very long handled titanium tongs to pluck entries out of their XOTW prize barrel reckon that today’s putrid offerings are about as funny as they’ve ever compiled for this much loved column over the years.

Today’s second tranche is once again devoted to the Moron of Mar-a-Lago’s risible attempts to explain why he thought a meme he uploaded onto Untruth Social pictured him as a Red Cross doctor and not as Jesus, who to be fair he had never claimed to be. Brother perhaps.

Our judges thought devon sawa’s contribution (at top and below) was about as clever and biting as they come. You can see immediately why arguably the world’s most sociopathical liar in world politics history where fibs flow from his cruel, pursed, lips far more naturally and far more smoothly than other shit that finds it was into his enormous diaper got the meme’s message so wrong.

And speaking of such things, maybe putting on a pair of two of those Donald Trump recommended orange kimbies might be a good idea as some of the memes that follow could find you pissing yourself.

Let’s get the virtual xcrement flowing with these contributions from funf,studio, SPOOKY FORCE GAZETTE, Joel the Dane, Jesus Chrysler and MAGA Cult Slayer.

Others to open their bum bay doors and cover Demented Donnie with a virtual poopathon included Steve Hamilton, Mark Gottlieb, Bernie Sanders and BrooklynDad_Defiant!

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