No, it’s fucking not!!!

The Bug‘s Media Glass House has a lot of time for the InQueensland news site. It does, after all, boast Queensland’s finest writers, or so it says.

But sadly we must take strong exception once more to whoever in the organisation writes and uploads the pointers to the site’s daily offerings.

He or she has this penchant for calling the Prime Minister Sco-Mo. That’s right … just like the Newcorpse mastheads do religiously. presumably on orders from some flaccid-arsed, money-hungry, morally bankrupt, ethically bereft nonagenarian from New York.

The MGH understands that for the appearance of balance, InQueensland can’t call the PM Smoko, or Smirko or Shirko or Scunt-Mo or the Crime Minister or the Liar from the Shire or the Crook from Cook but, PUUUUUHLEESE… anything but ScoMo!

Morrison? the PM? Any fucking thing but ScoMo, okay!

So a lecture and a plea from us, hopefully for the last time: can the upload scribe at InQueensland get this into their none-too-bright noggin. Morrison invented ScoMo for marketing purposes. It’s become one of his signatures. It’s part of his harmless bloke-next-door shtick. The sports-mad guy guzzling a beer. The slightly unusual uncle you’d trust with the keys to your petrol or diesel work or recreational vehicle.

Don’t use it unless it’s all part of a grand plan by InQueensland to be part of Newscorpse some day?

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The MGH appreciates that Nathan Lyon took his 400th Test wicket during the recent day-night Test in Adelaide.

We also know one of his nicknames is GOAT – as in greatest of all time, meaning he’s the best off-spinner Australian has ever produced.

But we didn’t know just how good he was until we saw this online teaser (above) for an ABC match report.

That’s right. GOAT is now so good he’s bowling to his own side! We wonder if, among that three-wicket haul, he got himself out?

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As newspapers have shed more and more staff readers might wonder who is filling all the pages in each edition. The answer for some papers is the readers themselves.

News Crap Australia’s weekly turdbloid The Sunday Telegraph has for a while now been running several pages filled by readers themselves.

It runs a page of old photos, many in black and white, featuring family or public events from years if not decades ago. (left in picture)

It also runs a page of wedding photos. Not from recent weddings but from many years ago together with the same happy couple snapped (by themselves) today. (right in picture)

Now as the festive season approaches The Sunday Tele has found another way to put its readers to work by submitting old Christmas-themed photos. (pictured)

Of course Christmas is a big event so readers help fill a double page spread.

Running pages of photos provided by others is not a bad business model – especially for organisations that these days employ no if few photographers themselves.