Has Trump left White House for good?

WASHINGTON, DC: Speculation is growing here that President Donald Trump and First Lady Melania have left the White House for the last time.

The Trumps flew out on Marine One overnight American time (pictured above and below) for the president’s Mar-a-Lago Club resort in Florida and political experts believe that POTUS and FLOTUS are escaping more than just a chilly Washington winter.

“There’s a good chance they won’t be returning to the capital until Joe Biden’s inauguration on January 20 and even that’s very doubtful,” one senior political scribe at CNN told The Bug.

President Trump flew out of the capital refusing to sign off on two crucial pieces of legislation; a $900 billion COVID-19 recovery package and an even more expensive law to guarantee the pay packets of the nation’s military personnel marching forward.

Americans face a very bleak post-Christmas period and a possible US government shutdown unless both houses of Congress bow to the President’s demand that he will only sign off on the laws if they allow him to remain as president after January 20 and for as long as he wants too after that.