Morrison to walk away from religion

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CANBERRA: Prime Minister Scott Morrison is expected to use the opening day of the 46th Australian parliament to announce he is leaving the Pentecostal Church, blaming its “prosperity” doctrine for why he’s been such an absolute arsehole all of his adult life.

The Bug understands the announcement, to be made late this afternoon, will come as no surprise to former Attorney-General Michael Keenan – and many, many others for that matter.